tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post5855862342384537759..comments2023-10-29T05:58:31.737-04:00Comments on Tug's Blog: Crack killstugboatcapnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14751281215697965077noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-73194425370410697782011-02-16T18:38:05.497-05:002011-02-16T18:38:05.497-05:00Art, that joke makes even an old woman laugh! mom...Art, that joke makes even an old woman laugh! mom2Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-8872581504284141272011-02-01T22:11:58.818-05:002011-02-01T22:11:58.818-05:00Reminds me of a joke, too:
A guy comes home from ...Reminds me of a joke, too:<br /><br />A guy comes home from church with both eyes blackened. His wife is freaked and asks, "What happened to YOU? I thought you were just going to church?"<br /><br />"I did go to church," he replies.<br /><br />"Well," she insisted. "How'd you get two black eyes?"<br /><br />"Well, I was kneeling in church, filled with the spirit of Christian brotherhood and noticed this big lady in front of me with her dress pinched in between her buttcheeks. I thought I'd be a good neighbor and pull the dress out for her. Well, apparently she didn't like that so she turned around a punched me in the eye."<br /><br />"That accounts for one eye", said the wife. "What about the other?"<br /><br />"Well", he said. "I figured she must like her dress like that so I pushed it back in."Marshal Arthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054268632726520871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-25169272838834723202011-02-01T10:44:23.827-05:002011-02-01T10:44:23.827-05:00I found a good one.I found a good one.tugboatcapnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14751281215697965077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-12137449119660413662011-02-01T07:11:25.628-05:002011-02-01T07:11:25.628-05:00Good to know you're going back to church.Good to know you're going back to church.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15633208787250567256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-66913351295402336722011-02-01T07:11:00.087-05:002011-02-01T07:11:00.087-05:00That reminds me of an old joke.
Seems Oprah was ...That reminds me of an old joke. <br /><br />Seems Oprah was arrested at the airport for trying to smuggle 300 pounds of crack under her dress.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15633208787250567256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-79759912343196269202011-02-01T07:09:50.184-05:002011-02-01T07:09:50.184-05:00I try to ignore them. What can you do?I try to ignore them. What can you do?Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15633208787250567256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-49366247047600105652011-01-31T12:41:46.458-05:002011-01-31T12:41:46.458-05:00Pretty hard, apparently.
The problem is that as a...Pretty hard, apparently.<br /><br />The problem is that as a society, we have discontinued the practice of holding ourselves or others to any standards any more, not even, as MA pointed out, at church.<br /><br />Peer pressure was a wonderful motivator, but it cannot be used anymore because of political correctness.<br /><br />If I were 11 years old, I might get away with squirting Baby Oil down someone's crack once, but now it technically constitutes assault. (No pun intended.)<br /><br />So, since I can't hurt someone's feelings, and I can't squirt Baby Oil at them, They are free to show their butt. (Pun absolutely intended.)tugboatcapnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14751281215697965077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-14881982029439849582011-01-31T12:04:18.134-05:002011-01-31T12:04:18.134-05:00How hard is it to wear to wear an tucked in unders...How hard is it to wear to wear an tucked in undershirt.Edwin Droodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07734335669101499685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13151172.post-14519282679453140362011-01-31T00:03:59.297-05:002011-01-31T00:03:59.297-05:00Please report the results of your idea ASAP.
No...Please report the results of your idea ASAP. <br /><br />Not so very long ago, I posted my thoughts on the manner in which people dress for Sunday service, that is, how few really go out of their way to wear their "Sunday best". Your butt crack story is another example of just how bad the situation has gotten. There seems to be a growing attitude of "God just wants us to show up" that too many look at church as a come as you are party. Sweats, jeans, tee-shirts, and worse.<br /><br />Needless to say, some of our more liberal "Christian" friends chastised me roundly as if I was trying to mandate a dress code. One sorry individual actually had the gall to suggest he dresses down out of respect for the less fortunate in the congregation, so as not to make them feel self-conscious. Seems to me that even if that were the case, both parties have the wrong attitude.<br /><br />However, even in public there seems a great lack of interest in how much of themselves people are willing to expose. Frankly, very few have anything most people really want to see. Butt cracks are among the last.<br /><br />No reverence in church. No shame or pride anywhere.Marshal Arthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054268632726520871noreply@blogger.com