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Thursday, November 08, 2007

My Replacement Is Here!

Meet Caleb.

At the time of this photo, he was about two minutes old.

He's seven pounds, twenty inches long, and perfect.
He is happy, healthy, and beautiful.
He looks like his Mama, and he looks like me.

And he looks like himself.

He was born on Tuesday, November 6th, 2007, at 18:26, by C-Section, after a long, hard night and day of Labor.

But now he is here, and everyone is very happy. Mom is doing great (though VERY tired), and Dad is completely overwhelmed.

There is so much to teach him, so much to show him... And so much to learn from him...
And I can't wait...
Rejoice with me!!

(Now, look at the pictures, while I cry...)













Thursday, May 10, 2007

That's Funny Right There Now...

My Brother sent me this by E-Mail Yesterday...

UPS AIRPLANE WARNINGS.....
JUST IN CASE YOU NEED A LAUGH: REMEMBER IT TAKES A COLLEGE DEGREE TO FLY A PLANE, BUT ONLY A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA TO FIX ONE.

REASSURANCE FOR THOSE OF US WHO FLY ROUTINELY IN OUR JOBS.

AFTER EVERY FLIGHT, UPS PILOTS FILL OUT A FORM, CALLED A "GRIPE SHEET," WHICH TELLS MECHANICS ABOUT PROBLEMS WITH THE AIRCRAFT.

THE MECHANICS CORRECT THE PROBLEMS, DOCUMENT THEIR REPAIRS ON THE FORM, AND THEN PILOTS REVIEW THE GRIPE SHEETS BEFORE THE NEXT FLIGHT.

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT GROUND CREWS LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR.

HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL MAINTENANCE COMPLAINTS SUBMITTED BY UPS PILOTS (MARKED WITH A "P") AND THE SOLUTIONS RECORDED (MARKED WITH AN"S") BY MAINTENANCE ENGINEERS.

BY THE WAY, UPS IS THE ONLY MAJOR AIRLINE THAT HAS NEVER, EVER, HAD AN ACCIDENT.

> P: LEFT INSIDE MAIN TIRE ALMOST NEEDS REPLACEMENT.

> S: ALMOST REPLACED LEFT INSIDE MAIN TIRE.


> P: TEST FLIGHT OK, EXCEPT AUTO-LAND VERY ROUGH.

> S: AUTO-LAND NOT INSTALLED ON THIS AIRCRAFT.


> P: SOMETHING LOOSE IN COCKPIT

> S: SOMETHING TIGHTENED IN COCKPIT


> P: DEAD BUGS ON WINDSHIELD.

> S: LIVE BUGS ON BACK-ORDER.


> P: AUTOPILOT IN ALTITUDE-HOLD MODE PRODUCES A 200 FEET PER MINUTE DESCENT

> S: CANNOT REPRODUCE PROBLEM ON GROUND.


> P: EVIDENCE OF LEAK ON RIGHT MAIN LANDING GEAR.

> S: EVIDENCE REMOVED.


> P: DME VOLUME UNBELIEVABLY LOUD.

> S: DME VOLUME SET TO MORE BELIEVABLE LEVEL.


> P: FRICTION LOCKS CAUSE THROTTLE LEVERS TO STICK.

> S: THAT'S WHAT FRICTION LOCKS ARE FOR.


> P: IFF INOPERATIVE IN OFF MODE.

> S: IFF ALWAYS INOPERATIVE IN OFF MODE.


> P: SUSPECTED CRACK IN WINDSHIELD.

> S: SUSPECT YOU'RE RIGHT.


> P: NUMBER 3 ENGINE MISSING.

> S: ENGINE FOUND ON RIGHT WING AFTER BRIEF SEARCH.


> P: AIRCRAFT HANDLES FUNNY. (I LOVE THIS ONE!)

> S: AIRCRAFT WARNED TO: STRAIGHTEN UP, FLY RIGHT, AND BE SERIOUS.


> P: TARGET RADAR HUMS.

> S: REPROGRAMMED TARGET RADAR WITH LYRICS.


> P: MOUSE IN COCKPIT.

> S: CAT INSTALLED.


AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST.............


> P: NOISE COMING FROM UNDER INSTRUMENT PANEL. SOUNDS LIKE A MIDGET POUNDING ON SOMETHING WITH A HAMMER.

> S: TOOK HAMMER AWAY FROM MIDGET.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

The Activist Supreme Court...

Well, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor made history on friday by becoming the first woman in history to resign from the supreme court.
Now the battle over her replacement can begin. I can hardly wait.
The pundits that I have heard have all been talking about how moderate she was, and now (if the president is smart) he will try to replace her with another moderate, so as to not upset the delicate balance of the court.
The die-hard conservatives want him to appoint a die-hard conservative. The Libs want him to appoint a revolutionary liberal.
I don't want him to appoint any of these. I would be happy if he would just appoint someone who can READ. It would even be okay with me if his appointee had never even been to law school, Just as long as they can pass a reading comprehension test.
The job of the supreme court is to look over the cases which are presented to them, read the constitution, and then decide how the constitution applies to that case. Their job is not to right the wrongs of society, not to over-rule unjust laws enacted by the legislature, or to FIX ANYTHING. It is simply to read what is already written in our constitution (Nowhere else), and decide how it applies on a case by case basis.
This requires complete objectivity, which is extremely difficult for human beings to achieve. This is why news is biased one way or the other, no matter what source you get it from. Any time anyone relates a story to you, whether it is about world events, or what they had for lunch, that person relates the details which are important to THEM. You, in turn, will retain the details which are important to YOU, and pass those details on to the next person you talk with about it. It's almost unavoidable.
When supreme court justices hear cases, they must try really hard not to inject their particular political leanings into the debate, but when they fail to resist that urge, they cross the line between judge and legislator. They cease being judges and become rulers, a situation which the founding fathers tried very hard to protect us from. When this happens, the power in America is taken out of the hands of the people, and placed into the hands of a very few lawyers, who then rule by, for lack of a better term, Emperial Decree.
Our current supreme court seems to me lately to have lost the ability to understand exactly what the constitution says.
For example, how did the phrase "Nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation" come to mean that private property can be transfered from one private citizen to another private citizen, whether they want to sell it or not? How is "just compensation" to be calculated in this situation? Are we going to figure out how long the current owner would have kept the property, and then pay him the value of the property at that point in time? Are we going to determine what improvements or development the current owner would eventually have made, had he been allowed to keep his property, and then pay him according to the value of it then?
No. What we are going to do is confiscate whatever piece of property seems juiciest to what ever local politician sees it, and transfer it to whoever will promise to pay the most property tax on it. This is wrong, and as long as this recent ruling is allowed to stand, no one's home or investment property is safe from seizure, not even if you happen to be a supreme court justice.
(See http://www.freestarmedia.com/hotellostliberty2.html )
Another example..." Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free expression thereof." Does that say anything about a seperation of church and state?
To me, that says that the congress cannot make a law which forces me to become a Bhudist, or a Muslim,Or to force YOU to become a Christian, but it also means that no one can make me pretend to be an Athiest either. ( and now, here come the wise and enlightened Athiests, to equate my belief in God with a belief in Santa Clause, or the Easter Bunny...Whatever. The truth about this is that personally, I have just as much evidence in the existence of God as I have in the existence of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. I've never seen either one, however, I know they both exist.) This phrase also says to me that no one can make a law which restricts me from posting the Ten Commandments anywhere I think they should be.( as long as I don't violate any anti-littering laws or anything like that.)
Does that mean that if the local City Council in the town where I live decided to post a plaque displaying the Ten Pillars of Islam on the courthouse lawn, that I would have to like it? No, but if I opposed it, I would be on the wrong side of the issue, constitutionally.
The Freedom of Religion clause of the First Ammendment does not give anyone the right to be insulated from any mention of God. It just gives you the right to accept, or reject whatever beliefs make sense to you personally. And before you start up about taxpayer money being used for monuments on public land, remember that Christians pay taxes too, and about 77 percent of Americans believe in God, in one form or another. The Ten Commandments issue is one that would go in favor of Christians every time if it was put to a public vote. Like it or not.
Enough on that.
What I am getting at is, I don't want a Conservative to take Justice O'Connor's place. I don't want a Liberal either, nor do I want a moderate. What I would like to see is for her to be replaced with 192 justices from all stripes, so that no longer will the nation be subject to the rule of a body so small, that a single justice's opinion can sway the laws of the entire government. I would also like for there to be an even number of justices, so that we have the occasional tie.
The way I see it, The supreme court justices individually have way too much power, and as long as this is the case, We The People are going to always come out on the short end of the stick.