Tuesday, May 29, 2007

From Each According To His Means, To Each According To Political Advantage...

From Ya-Hoooooooo Hoo Hoo!! News...

We Are All in It Together, Clinton Says

(Socialist) Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton outlined a broad economic vision Tuesday, saying it's time to replace an "on your own" society with one based on shared responsibility and prosperity.

The Democratic senator said what the Bush administration touts as an ownership society really is an "on your own" society that has widened the gap between rich and poor.

"I prefer a 'we're all in it together' society," she said. "I believe our government can once again work for all Americans. It can promote the great American tradition of opportunity for all and special privileges for none." (Except for her, and the other Socialist Elites who know what is best for you.)

Okay, first of all, how many of you believe that in a "we're all in this together" society, that Hillary Rodham Rodham will be "in it" with YOU?

And second, her spelling is off. It isn't an "ON your own" society that seeks to abolish, it is an "OWN your own" society.

Hillary Clinton does not believe that YOU have any right to what you earn. She does not believe that you have any right to be as rich as she and John Edwards are, and she has announced her intention to prevent you from ever having the chance to get that way.

But I haven't noticed her giving her own money away, or Edwards either for that matter.

She wants to give YOUR money away.

Have you ever had a friend, brother, brother-in-law, etc, who was perpetually down on his luck and never had any money, but out of the goodness of your heart, you decided to loan him a thousand dollars, let him sleep on your couch, help him buy a car... whatever?

Most all of us have...

Now... Did it end well? Or were you eventually put into a position in which you were forced make a decision to either treat him cruelly and throw him out into the cold, or let him drag you into the poor-house with him?

Which did you choose? Which WOULD you choose?

Hillary Clinton wants to make charity from YOUR wallet National Policy, and on a much larger scale than the already failing Socialist Security Program or the obscene, inneffective and immoral "War on Poverty."

And her mention of "fairness" and "the free market" within the context of her ideaology makes about as much sense as a screen door on a Submarime. (But then again, even THAT would at least keep the fish out...)

It's laughable.

She is perhaps the most dangerous person in America...

No, I take that back.

The people who are stupid enough to even consider voting for her for ANY Elected Office are the most dangerous people in America.

She is just ridiculous.

But then again, maybe a season or two in the National Hell she would create in America, should she ever be given any real power, is exactly what America needs right now.

It would sour all thinking Americans on anything that even slightly smells of Socialism for centuries...

More on this later... Stay tuned.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

We Love Love Bugs!!

Because they've got GUTS!

This is about a 2 1/2 hour accumulation.

I have to clean my windshield four times a day, and even then I have to look around, between and through them in order to see where I am going.

You should see my grille and front bumper...

Plecia nearctica, or "Love Bugs."

The popular explanation for these instruments of Satan is that they were created in a laboratory at the University of Florida for the purpose of ruining Automobile Paint.

(Oh, I forgot to tell you... Their innards contain a type of acid which, if left on your car for more than about twenty-four hours, eats into paint to the metal underneath, and causes deep pits in chrome.)

(The front end of my Wife's old car that we traded in last December looked like it had been sand-blasted.)

The University of Florida says that they came from Louisiana.

But where ever they came from, they end up all over your car (or truck, as the case may be.)

If you are familiar with these pests, then you feel my pain, and I am sorry for you as well... The best advice I can give you is to put a Quarter in a jar every time you clean your windshield during their two swarming periods each year, and you will have enough money to repaint your car, send your kids to College (out of State), and feed a small African Village for about 100 years.

If you are not, then count yourself lucky. Pray that you never do become familiar with them.

Trust me, you wouldn't like them.

Monday, May 21, 2007

The Wrong Thing For The American People...

From Chicken Noodle News Dot Com...

Martinez: Immigration bill could save GOP

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Republican National Committee Chairman Sen. Mel Martinez rejected the claim that the new immigration bill will anger conservatives and destroy the GOP's chances to win in the 2008 election.

On CNN's Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer Sunday, Martinez said immigration "could be the saving of the Republican Party, frankly. And to do nothing would be the wrong thing for the American people." Martinez is optimistic that the controversial legislation will make it through Congress, and he is counting on President Bush "to get us over the finish line."

WHAT?!?

Guess what, Mel...

I am a Republican. A devout, hard-core, hard-headed one. And in MY opinion, YOU have been wrong on the issue of Illegal Immigration each and every time you have ever opened your mouth about it.

I apologize to America for voting for you when I sent you to Washington, and I solemnly swear on all that is dear to me that I will not repeat that mistake.

And I DO NOT like this Immigration Bill, and I will not vote for any politician who supports it.

I WILL NOT.

"And to do nothing would be the wrong thing for the American people..."

No. Wrong.

To do THIS would be the wrong thing for the American People.

Folks, let me explain the Illegal Immigration Issue to you, so that you will all know what is going on.

The "Baby-Boomers" are soon going to retire, and they expect to draw Social Security checks. (Whether they need them or not.)

President Bush recently signed Medicare Part B into Law, which means that those of us who work for a living will now be required to foot the bill for the drugs required to extend the lifespan of those very same "Baby-Boomers" who will no longer be working.

The Children raised by the "Baby-Boomers" have aborted 45 to 50 Million of their own children, and an aborted Baby has absolutely no ability nor responsibility to pay Taxes. These aborted babies will soon be (already are) conspicuously missing from the American Workforce, and from the roles of the American Taxpayer.

Big Business sees a crisis looming on the horizon, which is this: There is soon coming a Labor Shortage in the United States which would require wages to sky-rocket for even the most menial of jobs without some type of outside manipulation.

The Democrat Party sees a future in which every American who is willing to work for a living can and will make a very GOOD one, without Government help.

THEY see a future shortage of helpless victims, a situation which would be disasterous for Socialistic Liberals.

An influx of cheap, unskilled Labor from an outside source, with limited Constitutional Rights (because of their compromized Citizenship Status, and limited ability to communicate effectively) would solve all of these problems. A reinstatement of a form of Slavery in America.

BOTH sides believe that they can convince the entire population of Illegal Immigrants to vote for THEIR Political Party as a mindless block.

Long story short... America's Politicians think that legalizing the entire population of Illegal Immigrants in America will be good for THEM.

The truth is that it will be BAD for the rank-and-file, Middle-Class American Worker.

But they are going to do it anyway. (Because they believe it is good for them.)

NOW:

Understand this... The power to solve the Illegal Immigration Issue lies in the hands of the American People.

Not the Government, not the Congress, nor the Senate, not the President, not the Supreme Court.

THE PEOPLE.

Don't hire them. If a Hispanic person (or a person obviously of another Nationality) cannot prove their Citizenship, or Legal Right to Work in the United States, or if their paperwork does not check out, don't hire them.

Don't rent to them, don't do business with them, don't talk to them.

If WE THE PEOPLE ignore them, and I mean ALL of us, they will go away.

No new legislation needed, no Political advantage to be claimed by either side, no Government Programs required.

So we may pay a little more for our Strawberries and Tomatoes.

But we get to keep our Country, and our Culture.

That's a trade I will gladly make every day.

STOP EXPECTING THE GOVERNMENT TO SOLVE EVERY PROBLEM!

Are we Free Men or not?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Virtual Reality Check...

"I was trying to have Cyber-Sex with a girl on the Internet the other night and she wouldn't go all the way, so I had to rape her." - Anonymous

From the Guardian Unlimited, via the Drudge Report...

Russia accused of unleashing cyberwar to disable Estonia

A three-week wave of massive cyber-attacks on the small Baltic country of Estonia, the first known incidence of such an assault on a state, is causing alarm across the western alliance, with Nato urgently examining the offensive and its implications.

While Russia and Estonia are embroiled in their worst dispute since the collapse of the Soviet Union, a row that erupted at the end of last month over the Estonians' removal of the Bronze Soldier Soviet war memorial in central Tallinn, the country has been subjected to a barrage of cyber warfare, disabling the websites of government ministries, political parties, newspapers, banks, and companies.

I can't remember a more horrible tragedy that I cared so little about.

Although, on second thought, I would approve of public torture and horrible death for anyone convicted of designing Computer Viruses and such...

I don't know exactly how to feel about this story. On the one hand, I cannot imagine my life without the Internet and my computer (which, incidentally, is in the computer hospital at the moment... A victim of a terrible power surge type accident. My Wife is hoping for a speedy recovery so that she can soon have her computer back.)

On the other hand, I have never, until this article, heard of the Country of Estonia, I know of absolutely no U.S. National Interests involving the Country of Estonia, and really could not care less if Estonians are having a hard time because they cannot look at Internet Porn these days because their leaders have picked a fight with Russia.

I guess the thing that I am supposed to be concerned about is the fact that the Russians have the technology to conduct this type of attack against another Country.

But then again, if they have it, then we pretty much have it. And if we have the technology, then we are probably at least WORKING on a defense against it... Most likely we already have one.

Bottom line:

While it is annoying when the Internet and our electronic equipment doesn't work the way we want it to, bear in mind that a mere hundred years or so ago, we lived without any of it.

Americans went to the Moon with slide rules and vacuum tubes, and machinery with big, round, plastic knobs marked 1 through 10. (Unless you are one of those free-thinking Pot-smokers who believes that the Moon landing was a scam... If you are, then I don't know how to help you.)

The truth is, I am not very worried about this. While I guess it kinda sucks to be an Estonian right now and everything, I really don't know enough about Estonia to know whether I should hate them worse than I am supposed to hate Russians. Maybe they had it coming.

Beats me...

But I am pretty sure that the Estonians are probably not the most computer savvy group of people on the planet. They will survive this attack. As a matter of fact, I would bet that to the average, everyday, off-the-street Estonian, this situation probably only means that they have to actually GO to the bank rather than manage their account on-line, and beyond that, it does not really affect their lives very much at all.

And now we know that Russia can do this type of thing.

If it happens here, we will have a pretty good idea where it is coming from.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

That's Funny Right There Now...

My Brother sent me this by E-Mail Yesterday...

UPS AIRPLANE WARNINGS.....
JUST IN CASE YOU NEED A LAUGH: REMEMBER IT TAKES A COLLEGE DEGREE TO FLY A PLANE, BUT ONLY A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA TO FIX ONE.

REASSURANCE FOR THOSE OF US WHO FLY ROUTINELY IN OUR JOBS.

AFTER EVERY FLIGHT, UPS PILOTS FILL OUT A FORM, CALLED A "GRIPE SHEET," WHICH TELLS MECHANICS ABOUT PROBLEMS WITH THE AIRCRAFT.

THE MECHANICS CORRECT THE PROBLEMS, DOCUMENT THEIR REPAIRS ON THE FORM, AND THEN PILOTS REVIEW THE GRIPE SHEETS BEFORE THE NEXT FLIGHT.

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT GROUND CREWS LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR.

HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL MAINTENANCE COMPLAINTS SUBMITTED BY UPS PILOTS (MARKED WITH A "P") AND THE SOLUTIONS RECORDED (MARKED WITH AN"S") BY MAINTENANCE ENGINEERS.

BY THE WAY, UPS IS THE ONLY MAJOR AIRLINE THAT HAS NEVER, EVER, HAD AN ACCIDENT.

> P: LEFT INSIDE MAIN TIRE ALMOST NEEDS REPLACEMENT.

> S: ALMOST REPLACED LEFT INSIDE MAIN TIRE.


> P: TEST FLIGHT OK, EXCEPT AUTO-LAND VERY ROUGH.

> S: AUTO-LAND NOT INSTALLED ON THIS AIRCRAFT.


> P: SOMETHING LOOSE IN COCKPIT

> S: SOMETHING TIGHTENED IN COCKPIT


> P: DEAD BUGS ON WINDSHIELD.

> S: LIVE BUGS ON BACK-ORDER.


> P: AUTOPILOT IN ALTITUDE-HOLD MODE PRODUCES A 200 FEET PER MINUTE DESCENT

> S: CANNOT REPRODUCE PROBLEM ON GROUND.


> P: EVIDENCE OF LEAK ON RIGHT MAIN LANDING GEAR.

> S: EVIDENCE REMOVED.


> P: DME VOLUME UNBELIEVABLY LOUD.

> S: DME VOLUME SET TO MORE BELIEVABLE LEVEL.


> P: FRICTION LOCKS CAUSE THROTTLE LEVERS TO STICK.

> S: THAT'S WHAT FRICTION LOCKS ARE FOR.


> P: IFF INOPERATIVE IN OFF MODE.

> S: IFF ALWAYS INOPERATIVE IN OFF MODE.


> P: SUSPECTED CRACK IN WINDSHIELD.

> S: SUSPECT YOU'RE RIGHT.


> P: NUMBER 3 ENGINE MISSING.

> S: ENGINE FOUND ON RIGHT WING AFTER BRIEF SEARCH.


> P: AIRCRAFT HANDLES FUNNY. (I LOVE THIS ONE!)

> S: AIRCRAFT WARNED TO: STRAIGHTEN UP, FLY RIGHT, AND BE SERIOUS.


> P: TARGET RADAR HUMS.

> S: REPROGRAMMED TARGET RADAR WITH LYRICS.


> P: MOUSE IN COCKPIT.

> S: CAT INSTALLED.


AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST.............


> P: NOISE COMING FROM UNDER INSTRUMENT PANEL. SOUNDS LIKE A MIDGET POUNDING ON SOMETHING WITH A HAMMER.

> S: TOOK HAMMER AWAY FROM MIDGET.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Dem vs. Dem...

Have you ever read Mad Magazine?

Why does this story remind me of the little black and white Spy Guys from Spy vs. Spy?

From News My Way...

Obama Gets Secret Service Detail...

"The Secret Service said Thursday that Democratic Sen. Barack Obama was being placed under its protection, the earliest ever for a presidential candidate.

Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren would not provide details of what led to the extra security, but said, "I'm not aware it was based on any threat." According to the Department of Homeland Security, there were no known threats and Obama requested the protection.

Obama's rival, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., has a Secret Service detail that is provided to all former first ladies."

Yeah, if Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was refered to as "Tugboatcapn's rival", I would want a Secret Service detail too.

If I were Obama, I would make mine all wear white suits...

This is going to be funny...

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Abortion Works!

China brags: One-child per couple policy has reduced global warming...

Of Course!

I mean, after all, a Human Being exhales an awful lot of Carbon Dioxide over the course of a lifetime...

Most of you do not know that I am 100% Pro-Abortion.

It's true!

I just think we are doing it WAY too early.

We should be waiting until the child is about twelve years old or so.

That way, we could objectively evaluate the child to be Aborted, and determine if he or she will ever be a productive member of society, or if he or she will be an Idiot all their life, and add to our collective problems, like Poverty, Crime, Liberalism, Homelessness, and, going by the example set by the Chinese, Global Warming.

It makes a lot more sense than destroying children based on the opinions of women who are so careless (or stupid, as the case may be...) that they cannot, in today's society, figure out how to avoid getting pregnant if they do not want children...

It would add a whole new meaning to the assertion "I brought you into the World, and I can take you out!..."

Think of how things would improve!

My Wife and I have a baby on the way, due sometime in November.

And I fully intend to tell that child (when he/she is old enough to understand the concept...) that they are not the first child I ever had.

But the earlier one would not mind me.

I'm going to have VERY well behaved children...

I'm going to be a GREAT Daddy!!

Strategy...

The headline on Drudge says "CINDY SHEEHAN: Hillary Clinton 'my least favorite Dem'...

O'crat?...

I wonder how much Hillary paid her to say that?

I Have A Theory...

I believe that David Palmer is actually still alive.

He has gone into the Witness and Former President Protection Program, and is currently either selling Insurance, or leading a top-secret team of Army Rangers.

Maybe someday we will know the truth...

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Heartbreaking...




Guess who this is...




Hint: He's 51 years old...











Okay...


It's Eddie Van Halen.


And I wish that I had one tenth of his talent.


I'll stick with my own looks, however...

Mayday! Mayday!

Today Punxutawney Fidel failed to come out of his hole and look for his shadow, so Cuba will have at least six more weeks of Communism.