Relocation, Relocation, Relocation...

From Breitbart.com via the Drudge report...

"Ahmadinejad says Israel should be moved to Europe...

"Iran's hardline President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (the American Hostage Taking Former Terrorist... - TBC) said that if Germany and Austria feel responsible for massacring Jews during World War II, a state of Israel should be established on their soil. Ahmadinejad, who sparked an international outcry in October when he said Israel "must be wiped off the map", also repeated his view Thursday that the Jewish state was a "tumour".

"Now that you believe the Jews were oppressed, why should the Palestinian Muslims have to pay the price?" the hardline president asked in an interview with Iran's Arabic-language satellite channel, Al-Alam.

"Why did you come to give a piece of Islamic land and the territory of the Palestinian people to them?

"You oppressed them, so give a part of Europe to the Zionist regime so they can establish any government they want. We would support it," he said, according to a transcript of his original Farsi-language comments given to AFP. "

Wow. This is a novel idea...

Let's put aside for a moment the fact that Isrealis lived in Jerusalem during the time of Jesus and before, and by most historical accounts built the city in the first place, and the Palestinians lived...who knows where back then.

I think that this idea may have some merit, actually.

But I have a better one.

Let's give 'em France.

Think of the problems that this would solve for the U.S., the Middle East, and the World...

Wouldn't work though...

Muslims hate Jews, wherever they are. If we relocated the Jews to France, the Muslims would follow them to France, and blow themselves up to try to kill them there. By recent news accounts, Muslims pretty much own France now anyway, so we would have the same problem all over again.

Here's an even better idea.

Want to have peace in the Middle East?

Want to win the War on Terror?

Want to solve the Israeli/Palestinian problem once and for all?

Then let's relocate all Muslims to the Moon.

That's the best way I can think of, anyway...