Okay.
The Libs finally got to me. I have been converted.
I no longer support the War.
Now what?
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Thoughts On Talking Donkeys, Talking Elephants, And Talking Dogs...
Did you watch the CNN-YouBoob Democrat Debate the other night?
Me neither.
I was amazed that the potential candidates for the most powerful position in the world are frightened to appear on the Fox News Network and spew their talking points before an actual newsman, so they chose instead to go to CNN and answer questions from snowmen, sock puppets, and animated cartoon characters.
It appears that the gavels of power are indeed in the hands of America's children.
While listening to the ensuing coverage of this nonsense in the days since, I have been reminded of a story that I heard a long time ago, but has stuck with me...
The story tells of a man who saw a classified ad in the newspaper which read: "FOR SALE: Talking dog, 10 years old, $10.00. Call (telephone number.)"
The man was intrigued, so he dialed the number and asked if the ad was for real.
"It is", replied the voice on the other end. "Come on by and check him out."
So the man drove to the house where the supposed talking dog was being offered for sale, and knocked on the door.
He was invited inside, and offered an opportunity to talk to the dog before he made his decision.
After exchanging pleasantries with the dog (who could indeed talk, and very well...) he asked the dog how he learned to talk.
"Well," the dog began, "when I was a puppy, I was trained as a seeing-eye dog and assigned to a sweet old blind woman who lived in New York City. She believed that I could learn to talk, and spent several years patiently working with me. I finally got the hang of it."
"Where is she now?" the man asked.
"She was killed in the World Trade Center Bombings on 9/11. I managed to dig myself out of the rubble, and began searching for her, but I never found her."
"That's so sad!" said the man, almost in tears.
"Yes... I was, however able to save the lives of seventy-four survivors who were trapped in the rubble. Because I could talk, I was able to direct rescuers to the exact spot where people were buried, and even comfort the victims while they waited for help to arrive.
"After that, I joined the Army, and went to Afghanistan to fight in the War on Terror. I was able to learn the language over there, and move among the Taliban Fighters, learn their secrets and plans, and report them to the American Forces. I pulled two tours of duty, and was given the Congressional Medal of Honor."
"Amazing!" exclaimed the man. "How did you come to live down here in Florida?"
"Well, by this time, I had faced death so many times, and done so much during my short life, that I began to wonder what it would be like to be a regular old dog, and live with a normal family as their pet. I ran away, made my way down to Florida and retired, so to speak. "
The man turned to the man who was selling the dog. "That's the most amazing story I have ever heard! I'll take the dog. I have one question, however..."
"Okay," replied the seller. "Shoot..."
"Why would anyone in their right mind sell such an incredible dog for only ten Dollars?"
"BECAUSE HE'S A BIG FAT LIAR!!"
It doesn't matter whether you are listening to the first potential female President, the first potential black President, or a talking dog...
You'd best be sure that you understand exactly what is being said, and whether or not you can rely on it before you decide to buy anything.
Me neither.
I was amazed that the potential candidates for the most powerful position in the world are frightened to appear on the Fox News Network and spew their talking points before an actual newsman, so they chose instead to go to CNN and answer questions from snowmen, sock puppets, and animated cartoon characters.
It appears that the gavels of power are indeed in the hands of America's children.
While listening to the ensuing coverage of this nonsense in the days since, I have been reminded of a story that I heard a long time ago, but has stuck with me...
The story tells of a man who saw a classified ad in the newspaper which read: "FOR SALE: Talking dog, 10 years old, $10.00. Call (telephone number.)"
The man was intrigued, so he dialed the number and asked if the ad was for real.
"It is", replied the voice on the other end. "Come on by and check him out."
So the man drove to the house where the supposed talking dog was being offered for sale, and knocked on the door.
He was invited inside, and offered an opportunity to talk to the dog before he made his decision.
After exchanging pleasantries with the dog (who could indeed talk, and very well...) he asked the dog how he learned to talk.
"Well," the dog began, "when I was a puppy, I was trained as a seeing-eye dog and assigned to a sweet old blind woman who lived in New York City. She believed that I could learn to talk, and spent several years patiently working with me. I finally got the hang of it."
"Where is she now?" the man asked.
"She was killed in the World Trade Center Bombings on 9/11. I managed to dig myself out of the rubble, and began searching for her, but I never found her."
"That's so sad!" said the man, almost in tears.
"Yes... I was, however able to save the lives of seventy-four survivors who were trapped in the rubble. Because I could talk, I was able to direct rescuers to the exact spot where people were buried, and even comfort the victims while they waited for help to arrive.
"After that, I joined the Army, and went to Afghanistan to fight in the War on Terror. I was able to learn the language over there, and move among the Taliban Fighters, learn their secrets and plans, and report them to the American Forces. I pulled two tours of duty, and was given the Congressional Medal of Honor."
"Amazing!" exclaimed the man. "How did you come to live down here in Florida?"
"Well, by this time, I had faced death so many times, and done so much during my short life, that I began to wonder what it would be like to be a regular old dog, and live with a normal family as their pet. I ran away, made my way down to Florida and retired, so to speak. "
The man turned to the man who was selling the dog. "That's the most amazing story I have ever heard! I'll take the dog. I have one question, however..."
"Okay," replied the seller. "Shoot..."
"Why would anyone in their right mind sell such an incredible dog for only ten Dollars?"
"BECAUSE HE'S A BIG FAT LIAR!!"
It doesn't matter whether you are listening to the first potential female President, the first potential black President, or a talking dog...
You'd best be sure that you understand exactly what is being said, and whether or not you can rely on it before you decide to buy anything.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Obama and Elders - The Art Of Masturbating Above The Neck...
WARNING - EXPLICIT CONTENT!!
From CBS Snooze dot com...
Study: Ritalin Stunts Growth
Research Shows That After 3 Years On ADHD Medication, Kids Are Shorter And Lighter Than Peers
After three years on the ADHD drug Ritalin, kids are about an inch shorter and 4.4 pounds lighter than their peers, a major U.S. study shows.
The symptoms of childhood ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) usually get dramatically better soon after kids start taking stimulant drugs. But this benefit may come with a cost, says James Swanson, Ph.D., director of the Child Development Center at the University of California, Irvine.
"Yes, there is a growth-suppression effect with stimulant ADHD medications," Swanson tells WebMD. "It is going to occur at the age of treatment, and over three years it will accumulate."
So, aparently Americans are faced with an important choice...
We can either raise short little shrimpy children who pay attention, or normal sized monsters who behave like wild animals.
Or, maybe there is a third option, a plan which would not only keep school-aged children calm and focused, but would have the added benifit of cutting the profits of the Big Pharmaceuticals Corporations who manufacture the Drugs which keep our children subdued so that they do not drive us crazy... And the visionary who has formulated this plan is none other than Barak Obama.
Last Tuesday, Obama told Planned Parenthood:
"I remember him (Alan Keyes) using this in his campaign against me, saying, "Barack Obama supports teaching sex education to kindergarteners... And -- you know, which, I didn't know what to tell him. But it's the right thing to do. You know, to -- to provide age-appropriate sex education, science based sex education in the schools."
Which then prompted none other than Joycelyn Elders out of her hole to announce:
"I agree with Mr. Obama to the full capacity. I feel that we should have age-appropriate, scientifically based evidence, sex education taught in schools from kindergarten through twelfth grade."
She went on to proclaim:
"To teach them that there are certain places on the bodies nobody is to touch. If they do, they should tell somebody, and if somebody is touching them in ways that makes them feel uncomfortable, you know, so much more sex goes on above the neck than it does below the waist."
Which brings to mind an earlier quote from Elders regarding what she and others believe "science based sex education" to be:
"In regard to masturbation, I think that that is something that is a part of human sexuality, and it is a part of something that perhaps should be taught."
It's so simple!
Don't drug your Kindergarteners... Teach them to masturbate!
That ought to keep them busy, as well as focused, for years!
We could teach them from the Starr Report, and that way they will not only learn what sexual practices will not prevent them from serving as President, but they will also learn the Politically Correct uses for Tobacco Products, and the importance of making sure that they clean up their own messes.
And, if they get the hang of that "above the neck" part, we could cut sexual activity below the waist in half!
Brilliant!
What would we do without these wise and enlightened Democrats to solve these problems for us?...
Now all we need to complete this plan is a Universal Eyeglasses Program.
They're going to need them...
From CBS Snooze dot com...
Study: Ritalin Stunts Growth
Research Shows That After 3 Years On ADHD Medication, Kids Are Shorter And Lighter Than Peers
After three years on the ADHD drug Ritalin, kids are about an inch shorter and 4.4 pounds lighter than their peers, a major U.S. study shows.
The symptoms of childhood ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) usually get dramatically better soon after kids start taking stimulant drugs. But this benefit may come with a cost, says James Swanson, Ph.D., director of the Child Development Center at the University of California, Irvine.
"Yes, there is a growth-suppression effect with stimulant ADHD medications," Swanson tells WebMD. "It is going to occur at the age of treatment, and over three years it will accumulate."
So, aparently Americans are faced with an important choice...
We can either raise short little shrimpy children who pay attention, or normal sized monsters who behave like wild animals.
Or, maybe there is a third option, a plan which would not only keep school-aged children calm and focused, but would have the added benifit of cutting the profits of the Big Pharmaceuticals Corporations who manufacture the Drugs which keep our children subdued so that they do not drive us crazy... And the visionary who has formulated this plan is none other than Barak Obama.
Last Tuesday, Obama told Planned Parenthood:
"I remember him (Alan Keyes) using this in his campaign against me, saying, "Barack Obama supports teaching sex education to kindergarteners... And -- you know, which, I didn't know what to tell him. But it's the right thing to do. You know, to -- to provide age-appropriate sex education, science based sex education in the schools."
Which then prompted none other than Joycelyn Elders out of her hole to announce:
"I agree with Mr. Obama to the full capacity. I feel that we should have age-appropriate, scientifically based evidence, sex education taught in schools from kindergarten through twelfth grade."
She went on to proclaim:
"To teach them that there are certain places on the bodies nobody is to touch. If they do, they should tell somebody, and if somebody is touching them in ways that makes them feel uncomfortable, you know, so much more sex goes on above the neck than it does below the waist."
Which brings to mind an earlier quote from Elders regarding what she and others believe "science based sex education" to be:
"In regard to masturbation, I think that that is something that is a part of human sexuality, and it is a part of something that perhaps should be taught."
It's so simple!
Don't drug your Kindergarteners... Teach them to masturbate!
That ought to keep them busy, as well as focused, for years!
We could teach them from the Starr Report, and that way they will not only learn what sexual practices will not prevent them from serving as President, but they will also learn the Politically Correct uses for Tobacco Products, and the importance of making sure that they clean up their own messes.
And, if they get the hang of that "above the neck" part, we could cut sexual activity below the waist in half!
Brilliant!
What would we do without these wise and enlightened Democrats to solve these problems for us?...
Now all we need to complete this plan is a Universal Eyeglasses Program.
They're going to need them...
Friday, July 20, 2007
Nightmare!
For the Left, that is...
Have they started killing themselves yet?
No?
Well don't worry... When the magnitude of what is about to happen finally sets in, there will be much weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth among the Democrats...
I mean, think about it...
PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY!!
And from what they are going to do to President Bush, the proceedure could take MONTHS!
But there is a bright side for the Bush Haters out there...
With Cheney holding the reins of power, the Troops will be coming home a whole lot sooner...
Have they started killing themselves yet?
No?
Well don't worry... When the magnitude of what is about to happen finally sets in, there will be much weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth among the Democrats...
I mean, think about it...
PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY!!
And from what they are going to do to President Bush, the proceedure could take MONTHS!
But there is a bright side for the Bush Haters out there...
With Cheney holding the reins of power, the Troops will be coming home a whole lot sooner...
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Back To Normal...
Sorry for the extended period of inactivity...
Xena, Sydney and I are finally settled into the new house, and are developing a new routine. We have internet, cable and phone service up and running, so you can probably expect regular Blog Posts again starting tonight.
Just wanted to post a little update.
I will provide a more thorough explaination later, with pictures of the house and what-not.
Thanks for checking by!
See you later!
- TUG
Xena, Sydney and I are finally settled into the new house, and are developing a new routine. We have internet, cable and phone service up and running, so you can probably expect regular Blog Posts again starting tonight.
Just wanted to post a little update.
I will provide a more thorough explaination later, with pictures of the house and what-not.
Thanks for checking by!
See you later!
- TUG
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Happy Flag Day!
Everyone please stand, place your right hand over your heart, and say it out loud with me...
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Now, that felt good, didn't it?
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Be An Environmentalist! Buy A Hummer!
Rush mentioned this article today on his show... (transcript here...)
From The Recorder Online...
March 7, 2007
Prius Outdoes Hummer in Environmental Damage
By Chris Demorro
"The Toyota Prius has become the flagship car for those in our society so environmentally conscious that they are willing to spend a premium to show the world how much they care. Unfortunately for them, their ultimate ‘green car’ is the source of some of the worst pollution in North America; it takes more combined energy per Prius to produce than a Hummer...
"Building a Toyota Prius causes more environmental damage than a Hummer that is on the road for three times longer than a Prius. As already noted, the Prius is partly driven by a battery which contains nickel. The nickel is mined and smelted at a plant in Sudbury, Ontario. This plant has caused so much environmental damage to the surrounding environment that NASA has used the ‘dead zone’ around the plant to test moon rovers. The area around the plant is devoid of any life for miles...
Dubbed the Superstack, the plague-factory has spread sulfur dioxide across northern Ontario, becoming every environmentalist’s nightmare..."
Read the whole article. It's very enlightening.
It goes on to explain that the Prius will not last long enough for you to EVER realize any savings on Gasoline because with a projected 100,000 mile lifespan, you will never offset the added cost of a Hybrid over a conventional internal-combustion engine powered car.
What they leave out of the story is the fact that a used car that has already been built causes absolutely no additional incidental Environmental damage. When you objectively look at pure economics, it is way cheaper and more Environmentally sound to buy and drive a four year old Cadillac than to buy a new Prius. (Not to mention a lot more comfortable.)
(Use your heads, people...)
Do you really want to preserve the Environment?
Are you really interested in the discovery of Alternative Energy Sources and a reduction of our dependence on Foriegn Oil, and Fossil Fuels?
Then Use Oil.
Burn Gasoline. As much as you can, as often as you can.
As a matter of fact, stop reading this right now, and just go drive around the block for an hour or two. (In the biggest, longest, most comfortable Gas-Hog you can find.)
The sooner all the Oil is all gone and there is absolutely no more Gasoline to be had anywhere in the World, the sooner the Alternatives will appear.
And that is the only way it will ever happen.
Attempts at Conservation only prolong our misery, and postpone the inevitable.
So if you are really serious about saving the Environment from the Evils of Fossil Fuels, do your part to get rid of them, once and for all.
It's the least you can do!
From The Recorder Online...
March 7, 2007
Prius Outdoes Hummer in Environmental Damage
By Chris Demorro
"The Toyota Prius has become the flagship car for those in our society so environmentally conscious that they are willing to spend a premium to show the world how much they care. Unfortunately for them, their ultimate ‘green car’ is the source of some of the worst pollution in North America; it takes more combined energy per Prius to produce than a Hummer...
"Building a Toyota Prius causes more environmental damage than a Hummer that is on the road for three times longer than a Prius. As already noted, the Prius is partly driven by a battery which contains nickel. The nickel is mined and smelted at a plant in Sudbury, Ontario. This plant has caused so much environmental damage to the surrounding environment that NASA has used the ‘dead zone’ around the plant to test moon rovers. The area around the plant is devoid of any life for miles...
Dubbed the Superstack, the plague-factory has spread sulfur dioxide across northern Ontario, becoming every environmentalist’s nightmare..."
Read the whole article. It's very enlightening.
It goes on to explain that the Prius will not last long enough for you to EVER realize any savings on Gasoline because with a projected 100,000 mile lifespan, you will never offset the added cost of a Hybrid over a conventional internal-combustion engine powered car.
What they leave out of the story is the fact that a used car that has already been built causes absolutely no additional incidental Environmental damage. When you objectively look at pure economics, it is way cheaper and more Environmentally sound to buy and drive a four year old Cadillac than to buy a new Prius. (Not to mention a lot more comfortable.)
(Use your heads, people...)
Do you really want to preserve the Environment?
Are you really interested in the discovery of Alternative Energy Sources and a reduction of our dependence on Foriegn Oil, and Fossil Fuels?
Then Use Oil.
Burn Gasoline. As much as you can, as often as you can.
As a matter of fact, stop reading this right now, and just go drive around the block for an hour or two. (In the biggest, longest, most comfortable Gas-Hog you can find.)
The sooner all the Oil is all gone and there is absolutely no more Gasoline to be had anywhere in the World, the sooner the Alternatives will appear.
And that is the only way it will ever happen.
Attempts at Conservation only prolong our misery, and postpone the inevitable.
So if you are really serious about saving the Environment from the Evils of Fossil Fuels, do your part to get rid of them, once and for all.
It's the least you can do!
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Quick Question...
Is there a way that the American People could Impeach the whole Government?
Just askin'...
Just askin'...
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
From Each According To His Means, To Each According To Political Advantage...
From Ya-Hoooooooo Hoo Hoo!! News...
We Are All in It Together, Clinton Says
(Socialist) Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton outlined a broad economic vision Tuesday, saying it's time to replace an "on your own" society with one based on shared responsibility and prosperity.
The Democratic senator said what the Bush administration touts as an ownership society really is an "on your own" society that has widened the gap between rich and poor.
"I prefer a 'we're all in it together' society," she said. "I believe our government can once again work for all Americans. It can promote the great American tradition of opportunity for all and special privileges for none." (Except for her, and the other Socialist Elites who know what is best for you.)
Okay, first of all, how many of you believe that in a "we're all in this together" society, that Hillary Rodham Rodham will be "in it" with YOU?
And second, her spelling is off. It isn't an "ON your own" society that seeks to abolish, it is an "OWN your own" society.
Hillary Clinton does not believe that YOU have any right to what you earn. She does not believe that you have any right to be as rich as she and John Edwards are, and she has announced her intention to prevent you from ever having the chance to get that way.
But I haven't noticed her giving her own money away, or Edwards either for that matter.
She wants to give YOUR money away.
Have you ever had a friend, brother, brother-in-law, etc, who was perpetually down on his luck and never had any money, but out of the goodness of your heart, you decided to loan him a thousand dollars, let him sleep on your couch, help him buy a car... whatever?
Most all of us have...
Now... Did it end well? Or were you eventually put into a position in which you were forced make a decision to either treat him cruelly and throw him out into the cold, or let him drag you into the poor-house with him?
Which did you choose? Which WOULD you choose?
Hillary Clinton wants to make charity from YOUR wallet National Policy, and on a much larger scale than the already failing Socialist Security Program or the obscene, inneffective and immoral "War on Poverty."
And her mention of "fairness" and "the free market" within the context of her ideaology makes about as much sense as a screen door on a Submarime. (But then again, even THAT would at least keep the fish out...)
It's laughable.
She is perhaps the most dangerous person in America...
No, I take that back.
The people who are stupid enough to even consider voting for her for ANY Elected Office are the most dangerous people in America.
She is just ridiculous.
But then again, maybe a season or two in the National Hell she would create in America, should she ever be given any real power, is exactly what America needs right now.
It would sour all thinking Americans on anything that even slightly smells of Socialism for centuries...
More on this later... Stay tuned.
We Are All in It Together, Clinton Says
(Socialist) Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton outlined a broad economic vision Tuesday, saying it's time to replace an "on your own" society with one based on shared responsibility and prosperity.
The Democratic senator said what the Bush administration touts as an ownership society really is an "on your own" society that has widened the gap between rich and poor.
"I prefer a 'we're all in it together' society," she said. "I believe our government can once again work for all Americans. It can promote the great American tradition of opportunity for all and special privileges for none." (Except for her, and the other Socialist Elites who know what is best for you.)
Okay, first of all, how many of you believe that in a "we're all in this together" society, that Hillary Rodham Rodham will be "in it" with YOU?
And second, her spelling is off. It isn't an "ON your own" society that seeks to abolish, it is an "OWN your own" society.
Hillary Clinton does not believe that YOU have any right to what you earn. She does not believe that you have any right to be as rich as she and John Edwards are, and she has announced her intention to prevent you from ever having the chance to get that way.
But I haven't noticed her giving her own money away, or Edwards either for that matter.
She wants to give YOUR money away.
Have you ever had a friend, brother, brother-in-law, etc, who was perpetually down on his luck and never had any money, but out of the goodness of your heart, you decided to loan him a thousand dollars, let him sleep on your couch, help him buy a car... whatever?
Most all of us have...
Now... Did it end well? Or were you eventually put into a position in which you were forced make a decision to either treat him cruelly and throw him out into the cold, or let him drag you into the poor-house with him?
Which did you choose? Which WOULD you choose?
Hillary Clinton wants to make charity from YOUR wallet National Policy, and on a much larger scale than the already failing Socialist Security Program or the obscene, inneffective and immoral "War on Poverty."
And her mention of "fairness" and "the free market" within the context of her ideaology makes about as much sense as a screen door on a Submarime. (But then again, even THAT would at least keep the fish out...)
It's laughable.
She is perhaps the most dangerous person in America...
No, I take that back.
The people who are stupid enough to even consider voting for her for ANY Elected Office are the most dangerous people in America.
She is just ridiculous.
But then again, maybe a season or two in the National Hell she would create in America, should she ever be given any real power, is exactly what America needs right now.
It would sour all thinking Americans on anything that even slightly smells of Socialism for centuries...
More on this later... Stay tuned.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
We Love Love Bugs!!
Because they've got GUTS!This is about a 2 1/2 hour accumulation.
I have to clean my windshield four times a day, and even then I have to look around, between and through them in order to see where I am going.
You should see my grille and front bumper...
Plecia nearctica, or "Love Bugs."
The popular explanation for these instruments of Satan is that they were created in a laboratory at the University of Florida for the purpose of ruining Automobile Paint.(Oh, I forgot to tell you... Their innards contain a type of acid which, if left on your car for more than about twenty-four hours, eats into paint to the metal underneath, and causes deep pits in chrome.)
(The front end of my Wife's old car that we traded in last December looked like it had been sand-blasted.)
The University of Florida says that they came from Louisiana.
But where ever they came from, they end up all over your car (or truck, as the case may be.)
If you are familiar with these pests, then you feel my pain, and I am sorry for you as well... The best advice I can give you is to put a Quarter in a jar every time you clean your windshield during their two swarming periods each year, and you will have enough money to repaint your car, send your kids to College (out of State), and feed a small African Village for about 100 years.
If you are not, then count yourself lucky. Pray that you never do become familiar with them.
Trust me, you wouldn't like them.
Monday, May 21, 2007
The Wrong Thing For The American People...
From Chicken Noodle News Dot Com...
Martinez: Immigration bill could save GOP
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Republican National Committee Chairman Sen. Mel Martinez rejected the claim that the new immigration bill will anger conservatives and destroy the GOP's chances to win in the 2008 election.
On CNN's Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer Sunday, Martinez said immigration "could be the saving of the Republican Party, frankly. And to do nothing would be the wrong thing for the American people." Martinez is optimistic that the controversial legislation will make it through Congress, and he is counting on President Bush "to get us over the finish line."
WHAT?!?
Guess what, Mel...
I am a Republican. A devout, hard-core, hard-headed one. And in MY opinion, YOU have been wrong on the issue of Illegal Immigration each and every time you have ever opened your mouth about it.
I apologize to America for voting for you when I sent you to Washington, and I solemnly swear on all that is dear to me that I will not repeat that mistake.
And I DO NOT like this Immigration Bill, and I will not vote for any politician who supports it.
I WILL NOT.
"And to do nothing would be the wrong thing for the American people..."
No. Wrong.
To do THIS would be the wrong thing for the American People.
Folks, let me explain the Illegal Immigration Issue to you, so that you will all know what is going on.
The "Baby-Boomers" are soon going to retire, and they expect to draw Social Security checks. (Whether they need them or not.)
President Bush recently signed Medicare Part B into Law, which means that those of us who work for a living will now be required to foot the bill for the drugs required to extend the lifespan of those very same "Baby-Boomers" who will no longer be working.
The Children raised by the "Baby-Boomers" have aborted 45 to 50 Million of their own children, and an aborted Baby has absolutely no ability nor responsibility to pay Taxes. These aborted babies will soon be (already are) conspicuously missing from the American Workforce, and from the roles of the American Taxpayer.
Big Business sees a crisis looming on the horizon, which is this: There is soon coming a Labor Shortage in the United States which would require wages to sky-rocket for even the most menial of jobs without some type of outside manipulation.
The Democrat Party sees a future in which every American who is willing to work for a living can and will make a very GOOD one, without Government help.
THEY see a future shortage of helpless victims, a situation which would be disasterous for Socialistic Liberals.
An influx of cheap, unskilled Labor from an outside source, with limited Constitutional Rights (because of their compromized Citizenship Status, and limited ability to communicate effectively) would solve all of these problems. A reinstatement of a form of Slavery in America.
BOTH sides believe that they can convince the entire population of Illegal Immigrants to vote for THEIR Political Party as a mindless block.
Long story short... America's Politicians think that legalizing the entire population of Illegal Immigrants in America will be good for THEM.
The truth is that it will be BAD for the rank-and-file, Middle-Class American Worker.
But they are going to do it anyway. (Because they believe it is good for them.)
NOW:
Understand this... The power to solve the Illegal Immigration Issue lies in the hands of the American People.
Not the Government, not the Congress, nor the Senate, not the President, not the Supreme Court.
THE PEOPLE.
Don't hire them. If a Hispanic person (or a person obviously of another Nationality) cannot prove their Citizenship, or Legal Right to Work in the United States, or if their paperwork does not check out, don't hire them.
Don't rent to them, don't do business with them, don't talk to them.
If WE THE PEOPLE ignore them, and I mean ALL of us, they will go away.
No new legislation needed, no Political advantage to be claimed by either side, no Government Programs required.
So we may pay a little more for our Strawberries and Tomatoes.
But we get to keep our Country, and our Culture.
That's a trade I will gladly make every day.
STOP EXPECTING THE GOVERNMENT TO SOLVE EVERY PROBLEM!
Are we Free Men or not?
Martinez: Immigration bill could save GOP
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Republican National Committee Chairman Sen. Mel Martinez rejected the claim that the new immigration bill will anger conservatives and destroy the GOP's chances to win in the 2008 election.
On CNN's Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer Sunday, Martinez said immigration "could be the saving of the Republican Party, frankly. And to do nothing would be the wrong thing for the American people." Martinez is optimistic that the controversial legislation will make it through Congress, and he is counting on President Bush "to get us over the finish line."
WHAT?!?
Guess what, Mel...
I am a Republican. A devout, hard-core, hard-headed one. And in MY opinion, YOU have been wrong on the issue of Illegal Immigration each and every time you have ever opened your mouth about it.
I apologize to America for voting for you when I sent you to Washington, and I solemnly swear on all that is dear to me that I will not repeat that mistake.
And I DO NOT like this Immigration Bill, and I will not vote for any politician who supports it.
I WILL NOT.
"And to do nothing would be the wrong thing for the American people..."
No. Wrong.
To do THIS would be the wrong thing for the American People.
Folks, let me explain the Illegal Immigration Issue to you, so that you will all know what is going on.
The "Baby-Boomers" are soon going to retire, and they expect to draw Social Security checks. (Whether they need them or not.)
President Bush recently signed Medicare Part B into Law, which means that those of us who work for a living will now be required to foot the bill for the drugs required to extend the lifespan of those very same "Baby-Boomers" who will no longer be working.
The Children raised by the "Baby-Boomers" have aborted 45 to 50 Million of their own children, and an aborted Baby has absolutely no ability nor responsibility to pay Taxes. These aborted babies will soon be (already are) conspicuously missing from the American Workforce, and from the roles of the American Taxpayer.
Big Business sees a crisis looming on the horizon, which is this: There is soon coming a Labor Shortage in the United States which would require wages to sky-rocket for even the most menial of jobs without some type of outside manipulation.
The Democrat Party sees a future in which every American who is willing to work for a living can and will make a very GOOD one, without Government help.
THEY see a future shortage of helpless victims, a situation which would be disasterous for Socialistic Liberals.
An influx of cheap, unskilled Labor from an outside source, with limited Constitutional Rights (because of their compromized Citizenship Status, and limited ability to communicate effectively) would solve all of these problems. A reinstatement of a form of Slavery in America.
BOTH sides believe that they can convince the entire population of Illegal Immigrants to vote for THEIR Political Party as a mindless block.
Long story short... America's Politicians think that legalizing the entire population of Illegal Immigrants in America will be good for THEM.
The truth is that it will be BAD for the rank-and-file, Middle-Class American Worker.
But they are going to do it anyway. (Because they believe it is good for them.)
NOW:
Understand this... The power to solve the Illegal Immigration Issue lies in the hands of the American People.
Not the Government, not the Congress, nor the Senate, not the President, not the Supreme Court.
THE PEOPLE.
Don't hire them. If a Hispanic person (or a person obviously of another Nationality) cannot prove their Citizenship, or Legal Right to Work in the United States, or if their paperwork does not check out, don't hire them.
Don't rent to them, don't do business with them, don't talk to them.
If WE THE PEOPLE ignore them, and I mean ALL of us, they will go away.
No new legislation needed, no Political advantage to be claimed by either side, no Government Programs required.
So we may pay a little more for our Strawberries and Tomatoes.
But we get to keep our Country, and our Culture.
That's a trade I will gladly make every day.
STOP EXPECTING THE GOVERNMENT TO SOLVE EVERY PROBLEM!
Are we Free Men or not?
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Virtual Reality Check...
"I was trying to have Cyber-Sex with a girl on the Internet the other night and she wouldn't go all the way, so I had to rape her." - Anonymous
From the Guardian Unlimited, via the Drudge Report...
Russia accused of unleashing cyberwar to disable Estonia
A three-week wave of massive cyber-attacks on the small Baltic country of Estonia, the first known incidence of such an assault on a state, is causing alarm across the western alliance, with Nato urgently examining the offensive and its implications.
While Russia and Estonia are embroiled in their worst dispute since the collapse of the Soviet Union, a row that erupted at the end of last month over the Estonians' removal of the Bronze Soldier Soviet war memorial in central Tallinn, the country has been subjected to a barrage of cyber warfare, disabling the websites of government ministries, political parties, newspapers, banks, and companies.
I can't remember a more horrible tragedy that I cared so little about.
Although, on second thought, I would approve of public torture and horrible death for anyone convicted of designing Computer Viruses and such...
I don't know exactly how to feel about this story. On the one hand, I cannot imagine my life without the Internet and my computer (which, incidentally, is in the computer hospital at the moment... A victim of a terrible power surge type accident. My Wife is hoping for a speedy recovery so that she can soon have her computer back.)
On the other hand, I have never, until this article, heard of the Country of Estonia, I know of absolutely no U.S. National Interests involving the Country of Estonia, and really could not care less if Estonians are having a hard time because they cannot look at Internet Porn these days because their leaders have picked a fight with Russia.
I guess the thing that I am supposed to be concerned about is the fact that the Russians have the technology to conduct this type of attack against another Country.
But then again, if they have it, then we pretty much have it. And if we have the technology, then we are probably at least WORKING on a defense against it... Most likely we already have one.
Bottom line:
While it is annoying when the Internet and our electronic equipment doesn't work the way we want it to, bear in mind that a mere hundred years or so ago, we lived without any of it.
Americans went to the Moon with slide rules and vacuum tubes, and machinery with big, round, plastic knobs marked 1 through 10. (Unless you are one of those free-thinking Pot-smokers who believes that the Moon landing was a scam... If you are, then I don't know how to help you.)
The truth is, I am not very worried about this. While I guess it kinda sucks to be an Estonian right now and everything, I really don't know enough about Estonia to know whether I should hate them worse than I am supposed to hate Russians. Maybe they had it coming.
Beats me...
But I am pretty sure that the Estonians are probably not the most computer savvy group of people on the planet. They will survive this attack. As a matter of fact, I would bet that to the average, everyday, off-the-street Estonian, this situation probably only means that they have to actually GO to the bank rather than manage their account on-line, and beyond that, it does not really affect their lives very much at all.
And now we know that Russia can do this type of thing.
If it happens here, we will have a pretty good idea where it is coming from.
From the Guardian Unlimited, via the Drudge Report...
Russia accused of unleashing cyberwar to disable Estonia
A three-week wave of massive cyber-attacks on the small Baltic country of Estonia, the first known incidence of such an assault on a state, is causing alarm across the western alliance, with Nato urgently examining the offensive and its implications.
While Russia and Estonia are embroiled in their worst dispute since the collapse of the Soviet Union, a row that erupted at the end of last month over the Estonians' removal of the Bronze Soldier Soviet war memorial in central Tallinn, the country has been subjected to a barrage of cyber warfare, disabling the websites of government ministries, political parties, newspapers, banks, and companies.
I can't remember a more horrible tragedy that I cared so little about.
Although, on second thought, I would approve of public torture and horrible death for anyone convicted of designing Computer Viruses and such...
I don't know exactly how to feel about this story. On the one hand, I cannot imagine my life without the Internet and my computer (which, incidentally, is in the computer hospital at the moment... A victim of a terrible power surge type accident. My Wife is hoping for a speedy recovery so that she can soon have her computer back.)
On the other hand, I have never, until this article, heard of the Country of Estonia, I know of absolutely no U.S. National Interests involving the Country of Estonia, and really could not care less if Estonians are having a hard time because they cannot look at Internet Porn these days because their leaders have picked a fight with Russia.
I guess the thing that I am supposed to be concerned about is the fact that the Russians have the technology to conduct this type of attack against another Country.
But then again, if they have it, then we pretty much have it. And if we have the technology, then we are probably at least WORKING on a defense against it... Most likely we already have one.
Bottom line:
While it is annoying when the Internet and our electronic equipment doesn't work the way we want it to, bear in mind that a mere hundred years or so ago, we lived without any of it.
Americans went to the Moon with slide rules and vacuum tubes, and machinery with big, round, plastic knobs marked 1 through 10. (Unless you are one of those free-thinking Pot-smokers who believes that the Moon landing was a scam... If you are, then I don't know how to help you.)
The truth is, I am not very worried about this. While I guess it kinda sucks to be an Estonian right now and everything, I really don't know enough about Estonia to know whether I should hate them worse than I am supposed to hate Russians. Maybe they had it coming.
Beats me...
But I am pretty sure that the Estonians are probably not the most computer savvy group of people on the planet. They will survive this attack. As a matter of fact, I would bet that to the average, everyday, off-the-street Estonian, this situation probably only means that they have to actually GO to the bank rather than manage their account on-line, and beyond that, it does not really affect their lives very much at all.
And now we know that Russia can do this type of thing.
If it happens here, we will have a pretty good idea where it is coming from.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
That's Funny Right There Now...
My Brother sent me this by E-Mail Yesterday...
UPS AIRPLANE WARNINGS.....
JUST IN CASE YOU NEED A LAUGH: REMEMBER IT TAKES A COLLEGE DEGREE TO FLY A PLANE, BUT ONLY A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA TO FIX ONE.
REASSURANCE FOR THOSE OF US WHO FLY ROUTINELY IN OUR JOBS.
AFTER EVERY FLIGHT, UPS PILOTS FILL OUT A FORM, CALLED A "GRIPE SHEET," WHICH TELLS MECHANICS ABOUT PROBLEMS WITH THE AIRCRAFT.
THE MECHANICS CORRECT THE PROBLEMS, DOCUMENT THEIR REPAIRS ON THE FORM, AND THEN PILOTS REVIEW THE GRIPE SHEETS BEFORE THE NEXT FLIGHT.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT GROUND CREWS LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR.
HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL MAINTENANCE COMPLAINTS SUBMITTED BY UPS PILOTS (MARKED WITH A "P") AND THE SOLUTIONS RECORDED (MARKED WITH AN"S") BY MAINTENANCE ENGINEERS.
BY THE WAY, UPS IS THE ONLY MAJOR AIRLINE THAT HAS NEVER, EVER, HAD AN ACCIDENT.
> P: LEFT INSIDE MAIN TIRE ALMOST NEEDS REPLACEMENT.
> S: ALMOST REPLACED LEFT INSIDE MAIN TIRE.
> P: TEST FLIGHT OK, EXCEPT AUTO-LAND VERY ROUGH.
> S: AUTO-LAND NOT INSTALLED ON THIS AIRCRAFT.
> P: SOMETHING LOOSE IN COCKPIT
> S: SOMETHING TIGHTENED IN COCKPIT
> P: DEAD BUGS ON WINDSHIELD.
> S: LIVE BUGS ON BACK-ORDER.
> P: AUTOPILOT IN ALTITUDE-HOLD MODE PRODUCES A 200 FEET PER MINUTE DESCENT
> S: CANNOT REPRODUCE PROBLEM ON GROUND.
> P: EVIDENCE OF LEAK ON RIGHT MAIN LANDING GEAR.
> S: EVIDENCE REMOVED.
> P: DME VOLUME UNBELIEVABLY LOUD.
> S: DME VOLUME SET TO MORE BELIEVABLE LEVEL.
> P: FRICTION LOCKS CAUSE THROTTLE LEVERS TO STICK.
> S: THAT'S WHAT FRICTION LOCKS ARE FOR.
> P: IFF INOPERATIVE IN OFF MODE.
> S: IFF ALWAYS INOPERATIVE IN OFF MODE.
> P: SUSPECTED CRACK IN WINDSHIELD.
> S: SUSPECT YOU'RE RIGHT.
> P: NUMBER 3 ENGINE MISSING.
> S: ENGINE FOUND ON RIGHT WING AFTER BRIEF SEARCH.
> P: AIRCRAFT HANDLES FUNNY. (I LOVE THIS ONE!)
> S: AIRCRAFT WARNED TO: STRAIGHTEN UP, FLY RIGHT, AND BE SERIOUS.
> P: TARGET RADAR HUMS.
> S: REPROGRAMMED TARGET RADAR WITH LYRICS.
> P: MOUSE IN COCKPIT.
> S: CAT INSTALLED.
AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST.............
> P: NOISE COMING FROM UNDER INSTRUMENT PANEL. SOUNDS LIKE A MIDGET POUNDING ON SOMETHING WITH A HAMMER.
> S: TOOK HAMMER AWAY FROM MIDGET.
UPS AIRPLANE WARNINGS.....
JUST IN CASE YOU NEED A LAUGH: REMEMBER IT TAKES A COLLEGE DEGREE TO FLY A PLANE, BUT ONLY A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA TO FIX ONE.
REASSURANCE FOR THOSE OF US WHO FLY ROUTINELY IN OUR JOBS.
AFTER EVERY FLIGHT, UPS PILOTS FILL OUT A FORM, CALLED A "GRIPE SHEET," WHICH TELLS MECHANICS ABOUT PROBLEMS WITH THE AIRCRAFT.
THE MECHANICS CORRECT THE PROBLEMS, DOCUMENT THEIR REPAIRS ON THE FORM, AND THEN PILOTS REVIEW THE GRIPE SHEETS BEFORE THE NEXT FLIGHT.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT GROUND CREWS LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR.
HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL MAINTENANCE COMPLAINTS SUBMITTED BY UPS PILOTS (MARKED WITH A "P") AND THE SOLUTIONS RECORDED (MARKED WITH AN"S") BY MAINTENANCE ENGINEERS.
BY THE WAY, UPS IS THE ONLY MAJOR AIRLINE THAT HAS NEVER, EVER, HAD AN ACCIDENT.
> P: LEFT INSIDE MAIN TIRE ALMOST NEEDS REPLACEMENT.
> S: ALMOST REPLACED LEFT INSIDE MAIN TIRE.
> P: TEST FLIGHT OK, EXCEPT AUTO-LAND VERY ROUGH.
> S: AUTO-LAND NOT INSTALLED ON THIS AIRCRAFT.
> P: SOMETHING LOOSE IN COCKPIT
> S: SOMETHING TIGHTENED IN COCKPIT
> P: DEAD BUGS ON WINDSHIELD.
> S: LIVE BUGS ON BACK-ORDER.
> P: AUTOPILOT IN ALTITUDE-HOLD MODE PRODUCES A 200 FEET PER MINUTE DESCENT
> S: CANNOT REPRODUCE PROBLEM ON GROUND.
> P: EVIDENCE OF LEAK ON RIGHT MAIN LANDING GEAR.
> S: EVIDENCE REMOVED.
> P: DME VOLUME UNBELIEVABLY LOUD.
> S: DME VOLUME SET TO MORE BELIEVABLE LEVEL.
> P: FRICTION LOCKS CAUSE THROTTLE LEVERS TO STICK.
> S: THAT'S WHAT FRICTION LOCKS ARE FOR.
> P: IFF INOPERATIVE IN OFF MODE.
> S: IFF ALWAYS INOPERATIVE IN OFF MODE.
> P: SUSPECTED CRACK IN WINDSHIELD.
> S: SUSPECT YOU'RE RIGHT.
> P: NUMBER 3 ENGINE MISSING.
> S: ENGINE FOUND ON RIGHT WING AFTER BRIEF SEARCH.
> P: AIRCRAFT HANDLES FUNNY. (I LOVE THIS ONE!)
> S: AIRCRAFT WARNED TO: STRAIGHTEN UP, FLY RIGHT, AND BE SERIOUS.
> P: TARGET RADAR HUMS.
> S: REPROGRAMMED TARGET RADAR WITH LYRICS.
> P: MOUSE IN COCKPIT.
> S: CAT INSTALLED.
AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST.............
> P: NOISE COMING FROM UNDER INSTRUMENT PANEL. SOUNDS LIKE A MIDGET POUNDING ON SOMETHING WITH A HAMMER.
> S: TOOK HAMMER AWAY FROM MIDGET.
Friday, May 04, 2007
Dem vs. Dem...
Have you ever read Mad Magazine?
Why does this story remind me of the little black and white Spy Guys from Spy vs. Spy?
From News My Way...
Obama Gets Secret Service Detail...
"The Secret Service said Thursday that Democratic Sen. Barack Obama was being placed under its protection, the earliest ever for a presidential candidate.
Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren would not provide details of what led to the extra security, but said, "I'm not aware it was based on any threat." According to the Department of Homeland Security, there were no known threats and Obama requested the protection.
Obama's rival, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., has a Secret Service detail that is provided to all former first ladies."
Yeah, if Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was refered to as "Tugboatcapn's rival", I would want a Secret Service detail too.
If I were Obama, I would make mine all wear white suits...
This is going to be funny...
Why does this story remind me of the little black and white Spy Guys from Spy vs. Spy?
From News My Way...
Obama Gets Secret Service Detail...
"The Secret Service said Thursday that Democratic Sen. Barack Obama was being placed under its protection, the earliest ever for a presidential candidate.
Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren would not provide details of what led to the extra security, but said, "I'm not aware it was based on any threat." According to the Department of Homeland Security, there were no known threats and Obama requested the protection.
Obama's rival, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., has a Secret Service detail that is provided to all former first ladies."
Yeah, if Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was refered to as "Tugboatcapn's rival", I would want a Secret Service detail too.
If I were Obama, I would make mine all wear white suits...
This is going to be funny...
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Abortion Works!
China brags: One-child per couple policy has reduced global warming...
Of Course!
I mean, after all, a Human Being exhales an awful lot of Carbon Dioxide over the course of a lifetime...
Most of you do not know that I am 100% Pro-Abortion.
It's true!
I just think we are doing it WAY too early.
We should be waiting until the child is about twelve years old or so.
That way, we could objectively evaluate the child to be Aborted, and determine if he or she will ever be a productive member of society, or if he or she will be an Idiot all their life, and add to our collective problems, like Poverty, Crime, Liberalism, Homelessness, and, going by the example set by the Chinese, Global Warming.
It makes a lot more sense than destroying children based on the opinions of women who are so careless (or stupid, as the case may be...) that they cannot, in today's society, figure out how to avoid getting pregnant if they do not want children...
It would add a whole new meaning to the assertion "I brought you into the World, and I can take you out!..."
Think of how things would improve!
My Wife and I have a baby on the way, due sometime in November.
And I fully intend to tell that child (when he/she is old enough to understand the concept...) that they are not the first child I ever had.
But the earlier one would not mind me.
I'm going to have VERY well behaved children...
I'm going to be a GREAT Daddy!!
Of Course!
I mean, after all, a Human Being exhales an awful lot of Carbon Dioxide over the course of a lifetime...
Most of you do not know that I am 100% Pro-Abortion.
It's true!
I just think we are doing it WAY too early.
We should be waiting until the child is about twelve years old or so.
That way, we could objectively evaluate the child to be Aborted, and determine if he or she will ever be a productive member of society, or if he or she will be an Idiot all their life, and add to our collective problems, like Poverty, Crime, Liberalism, Homelessness, and, going by the example set by the Chinese, Global Warming.
It makes a lot more sense than destroying children based on the opinions of women who are so careless (or stupid, as the case may be...) that they cannot, in today's society, figure out how to avoid getting pregnant if they do not want children...
It would add a whole new meaning to the assertion "I brought you into the World, and I can take you out!..."
Think of how things would improve!
My Wife and I have a baby on the way, due sometime in November.
And I fully intend to tell that child (when he/she is old enough to understand the concept...) that they are not the first child I ever had.
But the earlier one would not mind me.
I'm going to have VERY well behaved children...
I'm going to be a GREAT Daddy!!
Strategy...
The headline on Drudge says "CINDY SHEEHAN: Hillary Clinton 'my least favorite Dem'...
O'crat?...
I wonder how much Hillary paid her to say that?
O'crat?...
I wonder how much Hillary paid her to say that?
I Have A Theory...
I believe that David Palmer is actually still alive.
He has gone into the Witness and Former President Protection Program, and is currently either selling Insurance, or leading a top-secret team of Army Rangers.
Maybe someday we will know the truth...
He has gone into the Witness and Former President Protection Program, and is currently either selling Insurance, or leading a top-secret team of Army Rangers.
Maybe someday we will know the truth...
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Heartbreaking...
Guess who this is...
Hint: He's 51 years old...
Okay...
It's Eddie Van Halen.
And I wish that I had one tenth of his talent.
I'll stick with my own looks, however...
Mayday! Mayday!
Today Punxutawney Fidel failed to come out of his hole and look for his shadow, so Cuba will have at least six more weeks of Communism.
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